Sunday, October 23, 2011

Fists of Fury...

Today, the world's first certified micro terrorist was able to overcome his two captors by the simple use of mumbles, cries, wiggles and squeaks.

Halfway through the confrontation, the two would-be captors were able to subdue the little suicide bomber by wrapping him in cloth - an Israeli Mossad technique known as swaddling.
When asked about his later escape and how he got out of the continued attempts to swaddle him, the tiny-Osama simply smiled and said, "I used my Fists of Fury !"